Where would I Go if I Weren't in School?

If I weren't in school, I would be building a portal to another dimension. Then I would go into the portal and I would be in the zombie dimension. There, it's the future and the world is full of zombies. Then, I would get my brother and leave him there. Then, I would enter the dimensional portal, but five years later and then I would find my brother as a bad-butt zombie fighter. So since he forgot about me, then I would go to the past to warn myself, and then the problem would be solved. So then, I would be stuck at my house, so I get an idea and make a big pillow fort that is super awesome but when we enter it's another dimension, the pillow dimension. There, their are pillow people and they are peaceful beings that like eating chocolate. So then my brother goes into the chocolate river and then I would save him because the viscosity of the chocolate was drowning him. Afterwards, we would escape the pillow dimension because the pillows also eat human flesh, so we had to destroy the dimensional door to there or else the pillow people would destroy our universe.Unfortunately, without us noticing, a pillow man escaped and was actually female and laid eggs. We tried to break the eggs, but they were too hard, for they were made of diamonds. We sold them to the Pawnshop and escaped to yet another dimension, the peaceful dimension where their is no existence of space or time, only peacefulness. But then, after four billion years in the peaceful dimension, all peace fell because my brother moved, so the dimension had fallen, but we were with it. And so, as the dimension broke into a quadrillion pieces, we were in between space and time, the gate to all dimensions. 

MY BEST HALLOWEEN!!!

My best Halloween ever was last year where I trick or treated alone. This year, fortunately, I will trick or treat with my friends and surely have a great time! Any who, by the end of the day, my feet were killing me. All the candy I had in my bag was heavy as heck. Probably five tons or so. I walked alone back to where my dad was which was in his best friend's house. There, we unpacked all the candy, separated them in groups, AND ATE THEM AS LIKE WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN DAYS!!! So it wasn't much last year, but this year I'm sure that I'll have an AWESOME time! I just can't wait to have a stomach ache and explosive diarrhea by the end of the day!!! Well, I mean it wasn't really the best. Not what you would imagine by reading this. ONE WORD BO-RING. It stinked. All we did was like three streets. BUT THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER!!! We will throw eggs to a house, a car, teepee stuff, all that. Or maybe at least just do something better, more polite... LIKE DING-DONG DITCHING!!! I don't know what will happen tonight, but I'm sure it'll be good, as in fun of course. Anyways, I better go now. I've got an AWESOME night ahead of me. First time I actually trick-or-treat with my friends, not my parents, or brother. No. With my friends. It'll be awesome. Super dooper awesome. Extremely awesome. Well, I'm just sure it'll be an awesome night, obviously better than other ones. Last time we trick or treated with my friend's dad. That was extremely boring. Very boring. I don't really remember my last halloweens because they were all boring. This will be a night to remember. Super awesome night. I’M SO EXCITED!!!

Creepypasta TIIIIIIMMMMEEEEE!!!!!

SATAN!!!

The bathroom

THE BLOODY MIRROR

This is the legend of the TASIS student. It was Matt Rivera. He discovered it. And he had to put an end to it. One day, Matt had diarrhea. He really had to go to the bathroom in the middle school party, and since the cafeteria bathroom  was closed, he had to go to the upstairs bathroom near the art classroom. It was the scariest bathroom of all. He went there, and he saw blood in the mirror. He said, "pshhhh. Stupid kindergartners with their red paint." And so he went into the stall, similar to a small walking closet. All their was in the toilet water was blood. He thought, "well, maybe somebody's going through puberty..." And so, he sat down. He flushed the toilet, and it went away. He did it, and so he felt a drop of water fall in his head, though it was not. It was blood. He looked up, and it was Satan, the serpent himself, salivating at the sight of him. Salivating blood. And so, satan got his snake-like tongue and caught his neck. He choked on it hard, and so they teleported into hell. The ground was all bloody human meat. He was still being choked, but he was released, falling into a hole of eternal death. And so, the next sad day, the school was not there. It never even existed. It was just an illusion. Poor children who have died in the wrath of Satan through the bathroom of TASIS. And the people in the party? Just lost souls of dead children, looking for other souls to feed on. The parents? Dead. They died the next day. 

I Love pewdiepie!!!

I love pewds cuz he's awesome and I watch him EVERY DAY. He's so awesome that it's italicized, underlined, bold, AND BIG, AND HIGHLIGHTED!!!

Pokemon X

I got pokemon x.... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Middlestates- TASIS's JUDGEMENT DAY!!!! Literally...

Middle States is pretty smart.  And it's ugly and dull and looks like it came from a horror movie. Here is what I imagined every time I went to the bathroom.

So every time I went to the bathroom, I little piece of my heart died because of the horrible, horrible smell. Plus, what really stunk is that our class couldn't be themselves because the teachers wanted us to "act nice" or some poop like that. The middle states visit has been very bad.

Best Quotes Ever from Me

"When like gives you lemons, squeeze it in your friend's face. It's fun."

"When life gives you hydrochloric acid, pour it on your friend's face. It's fun."

 

 

Super Mario Bros X game?

Ok, so today I want to create a new blog (a public one) which will have me trying to create a game for a game. Basically, a game for super mario bros x. What you can basically do in super mario bros x is create mario games and play them. You can also play other people's mario games! It's super fun. Also, it won't be super professional.

Greenhouse FUN!

We had lots of fun in the greenhouse! We got sugar canes, and we had fun. We also saw "platano" trees and fooled around. We had a great time. Emi, Anya, and I went on a place that Ms Bea didn't let us go to, but we did it anyways, and Emi was screaming and freaking out that the wooden plank was gonna float away, but we didn't. After that we saw where the compost took place. Then we entered the green house and I ate a leaf that tasted horrible. I got annato and I put some on my lips. I also ate a bit of it and it tasted like poop.The lake was beautifully beautiful. I learned that coffee beans come from berries that you can eat, and Ms. Bea told us how coffee beans were made.

Super Mario Bros X!

So there's this super awesome emulator-ish thingie that is called super mario bros x! It's AWESOME! So basically, what you do is people create mario games like super mario galaxy x or super rmn bros, and you play it! There are five characters- Link, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad. It's really fun because their is also a cool battle mode. I hope you try it! :)

Marco Plays Surgeon Simulator! :)

XD So funny!

I AM ADDICTED TO COOKIE CLICKER!!!

It's the most addicting game in all of the internet!!! *vomits rainbows*

Marco RAGES at THE GOVERNMENT!!!

So this past week the government has been very stupid. Why do I think that? EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH THE GOVERNMENT IS SHUTTING DOWN!!! Thousands of people have lost their jobs at NASA, and that's what I'm clearly angry about. Until they get enough money, NASA is done. But don't worry, It'll only be until the government stabilizes. Actually, do worry, because MORE and MORE companies that rely on the government's money are effed now. The worst thing is that when the next "end of the world" theory comes out, or an alien sighting, or even an alien ATTACK, NASA won't be there to answer our questions. Other than that, it shut down right on its 55th birthday.Thanks Obama

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MARCO RAGES AT...

I am going to create this "post series" named Marco Rages at PUT TOPIC HERE. For example, Marco Rages at iPhone 5C. Man, I hate that phone. So fragile. I will rage at very technological stuff, most of the time.

MARCO RAGES AT IPHONE 5C!!!

It's made out of plastic!!! WTH!? WHO WOULD WANT THAT!!!??? Only HIPSTERS, of course! Multicolor!? FOR A PHONE!? BLECH! DISGUSTING!!! >:(

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Sorry I'm Late :/

Hi! i'm so sorry I haven't posted in a long time!!! So here's some good stuff! If you love gaming creepy pastas, then click on the link here! It's a new blog that I just created for gaming creepy pastas! Also, check out my friend's blog that's about anonymous/politics AND creepy pastas! Stay tuned for more content soon, and please follow my blogs! Here's a link to my friend's blog!

The Oatmeal comic :3

Anyone likes The Oatmeal? If you don't know what this is, then you suck (jk) anyways, it's this awesome website where this guy makes awesome comics. Here's a comic! If you want to see more , click here!
Anyways, if you want to see the comic that I wanted to show you, click here! Hope you enjoy!

-THE ADMIN

5 GIFs that'll make you LAUGH!

Hi guys! Here they are :)

This one below takes time to understand...

OMG GUYS!

Hi guys, I'm very happy today! Today, I got 13 FRICKING PAGE VIEWS!!! I just started this blog, and just made it public today, so I am very happy about that! So I want to sign up for adSense to see if I can get a nice, easy, lazy job and I would be able to get money. Anyways, expect some more awesomeness tomorrow  ^.^

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GIF TIME! :D

GALACTIC NUTELLA :3

Minecraft stuff :)

I just played a session of minecraft where I just made an ENCHANTMENT TABLE! SO HAPPY!!! ;) Anyways, here it is! :)

                         Texture pack :)

 My house 

 me

 EATING! :)

 beautiful night sky

 better view

 Mining :)

My new farm :D

MINECRAFFFFFTTTTTTT

I will be doing a blog of my minecraft world at 1:00 (=^.^=)

New Movies!!! :D

These are new movies that I'm really looking forward to. I really want to watch them and I hope you guys do, too! :) What I really want to show are the new marvel ones because they already have planned all movies until 2021... Here are the vids from IGN! 
Comic-Con Interview and... 
Comic-Con Panel Reaction! :)

AWESOME SNAIL GIF

This is the best gif in the world.

Cool Steampunk Stuff :)

So I've got more cool steampunk poop :)

So I just found this awesome steampunk gun! so cool! :D I hope steampunk is in tyle in a few years... :)

This is the funniest photo I have ever seen in my whole life XD

OMG NEW BLOG

DIS IS A FRIKING BLOG GAIS. WATCH THE FLUFFING VIDEO SO THAT YOU CAN VOMIT RAINBOWS BECAUSE OF MY AWESOMENESS.